Funny Quotes About Drinking Alcohol

Funny Quotes About Drinking Alcohol

Let’s face it, people like to drink alcohol. Including some truly hilarious people. And some who aren’t some funny, but we’ll ignore them. So we’ve collected some of our favorite funny quotes about drinking alcohol.

The benefit of rough mornings

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day. 

- Dean Martin

Speaking of mornings

Sure I eat what I advertise. Sure I eat Wheaties for breakfast. A good bowl of Wheaties with bourbon can’t be beat—Dizzy Dean


He’s not wrong...
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.

-Frank Sinatra


But sometimes there’s 30?

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? 

- Stephen Wright


Some things can’t change

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly

-Winston Churchill

It can’t hurt

I drink to make other people more interesting.

-Ernest Hemingway


Gotta have your priorities

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds, and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.

 - George Best


Ignorance is bliss

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. 

- Henny Youngman


Share your pain

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? You know there’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar

-Drew Carey


And from the man himself
Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems

-Homer Simpson